Calendar - for REAL programmers

Uppercase is no challenge, who needs letters at all? [Requires the year to be supplied as a command-line argument, and Unixish cal command.]

$_="\0".."~";<
115 97 121 32 34 91 73 78 83 69 82 84 32 83 78 79 79 80 89 32 72 69 82 69 93 34
59 114 117 110 32 60 99 97 108 62 44 64 42 65 82 71 83 91 48 93 47 47 49 57 54 57
>."$_[99]$_[104]$_[114]$_[115]"()."$_[69]$_[86]$_[65]$_[76]"()