Old lady swallowed a fly
var victims = [
:fly: " I don't know why S—",
:spider: " That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.",
:bird: " How absurd, T!",
:cat: " Fancy that, S!",
:dog: " What a hog, T!",
:goat: " She just opened her throat, and in walked the goat!",
:cow: " I don't know how S!",
:horse: " She's dead, of course...",
]
var history = ["I guess she'll die...\n"];
for victim,verse in victims {
say "There was an old lady who swallowed a #{victim}...";
verse.sub!(/\bS\b/, "she swallowed the #{victim}");
verse.sub!(/\bT\b/, "to swallow a #{victim}!");
say verse;
verse ~~ /dead/ && break;
history[0].sub!(/^X/, "She swallowed the #{victim}");
history.each{.say};
history.len < 5 && history.unshift(verse);
history.unshift("X to catch the #{victim},");
}
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